The Fuckup Fairy is the Small God of Disasters, the Queen of all Gremlins. Anyone who deals with mechanical, electrical or electronic equipment knows and fears her. With her monkey wrench and command of mechanic's Power Words, she will wreck your day.
(Original artwork 2004, new version 2021) I withdrew the original tshirts and sweatshirts after enough people told me they were cursed and had minor accidents, from spilling paint to a motorcycle wreck, while wearing them.